mom: did you get home safe?
me: no i died a few times

anglosexual:

misandryinhaiku:

“women are weaklings!”

i’m strong enough to carry

your corpse to the woods

this haiku is my favorite haiku

(via pizza)

So my friend and I had a bit of fun decorating my folder…nearly the entire thing is just fandom references.

So my friend and I had a bit of fun decorating my folder…nearly the entire thing is just fandom references.

thats-slightly-raven:

My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard. GRAVEyard hahaha enjoy that cyanide milkshake you piece of shit.

(via harrysthefather)

zouweemama:

My favorite rapper is the kid from the reeses puff commercials

(via harrysthefather)

when people say “present” instead of here during attendance

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(Source: newpac, via harrysthefather)

mynamekyle:

SHE LOOKS AWFUL

BUT MARIAH LOOKS GREAT SO SHE POSTED IT ANYWAY

TRUE MARIAH MOMENT

mynamekyle:

SHE LOOKS AWFUL

BUT MARIAH LOOKS GREAT SO SHE POSTED IT ANYWAY

TRUE MARIAH MOMENT

(via thatsmoderatelyraven)