| mom: | did you get home safe? |
| me: | no i died a few times |
What's this? Could it be...a blog?! ...Nahh.
| mom: | did you get home safe? |
| me: | no i died a few times |
“women are weaklings!”
i’m strong enough to carry
your corpse to the woods
this haiku is my favorite haiku
(via pizza)
So my friend and I had a bit of fun decorating my folder…nearly the entire thing is just fandom references.
My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard. GRAVEyard hahaha enjoy that cyanide milkshake you piece of shit.
(via harrysthefather)
My favorite rapper is the kid from the reeses puff commercials
(via harrysthefather)
when people say “present” instead of here during attendance
(Source: newpac, via harrysthefather)
SHE LOOKS AWFUL
BUT MARIAH LOOKS GREAT SO SHE POSTED IT ANYWAY
TRUE MARIAH MOMENT
(via thatsmoderatelyraven)